Puppy Names and Naming Fetish :D

This is going to be my first post.I will soon post an introduction and elaborate

why i chose this name for my blog.

Ok Let me begin,My current obsession are dogs :D

A friend of mine has a doggess(doggess is a she dog .Its an actual word i didn't coin it.I refuse to use the other term for a she dog because evolution of language has given it several meanings over the years.It has almost become a derogatory word.And i feel such a term should not be used for an animal as cute as her) named Jenny and she is the most adorable thing ever.She is a Papillon (i think).Whenever i go to my friends house i look around  for her.She never barks at me (come to think of it i have never heard her bark :-o)she allows me to pat her,and tries to lick me too . :D

She is the most docile dog i have ever seen. Although this makes her practically useless as a guard dog.Agar usko thoda sa hadkao toh she starts cowering  and flinches :P . She is afraid of other neighbourhood dogs too.Even earlier i liked dogs but from a distance only.I never had the courage to go near one and pat it.The fear was mainly the outcome of being nearly chased and bitten by a Pomeranian in my tiny tot days.I still have a strong aversion for Pomeranian .I feel they are noisy, irritating and bark too much :-/

However my recent obsession is all thanks to Jenny.So when the other day another friend( i will refer to her as Lucky Chick henceforth.Lucky because she is getting a puppy and chick because she is one :P)  of mine told me that she is going to get a pup i was euphoric :D . I was adamant that she get a she pup.Her uncle's Labrador  was having puppies and he was going to give her one.I immediately started suggesting names also.I have a fetish for naming everything you see.I suggested Zoey but she didn't like the name much.So i told her i will come up with some more names later.Lucky Chick then told me her college friend has a dog whom he has named Babu Bhai. :P She said so with a wrinkled up nose to show her distaste for the name and it was also a silent warning for me not to come up with something as wacky as that.I on the other hand thought that the name was a stroke of genius.It got me thinking that we need not give firangi names to our pets.

Later when i was online the other day i had a discussion abt Puppy names with a another mutual friend(whom i will refer to as Lukhi. Err.... because she is one of course and a cousin (whom i will refer to us Hapless cousin because i bug him in chats every night and he has no other option but to listen to the loquacious me. :P)

A part of the chat i have reproduced here. U will notice an excessive mention of "Shaadi" in it .It's all because of the influence of a  new friend of mine who is obsessed with bubblegum romance and is in her own words "Mujhe Shaadi karni hai" types.In the chats I have given my own comments and insights in brackets.

Take One

me: pata pata Lucky Chick might be getting a pup :D :D

Lukhi: yaaaaaaa?????

  which breed?

 me: labrador

  :D

 Lukhi: oooooohhhh

 me: i told her to pick out a she pup

  :D

  we will name her

  :D

Lukhi : done

  u hav a deal

  :)

 me: :D

  naam socho

 Lukhi: aaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  .............

me: zoey :D

( I always wanted two guinea pigs as pets and had decided to name them Zoey and Joey but alas the wish still remanis unfulfilled.Time and again i have asked some of my friends to gift me one but they are all to scared of my mummy i guess. :( )

 Lukhi: naaaaaaaaaaaaa

 me: oh :(

Lukhi: arey........dont lose hope.....im sure u can cum up with better names

 me: haan will think

  how abt indian names

  chameli??

  :P

  champa?

  phoolan ?

  :D

 Lukhi: champa

  done

  final

 me: ekdum :D

  Lucky Chick  ko will inform

 Lukhi: yo

  do that soon

  mmuuuaaahzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Next Day

me: i finalised on a name fr a he pup

 :D

 Lukhi: bolo

  why a he...but

 me: Hiccup

  and if she Buttercup

 Lukhi: naam hai yeh/...........???

 me: :D haan!!!!

 Lukhi: i like hiccup

 me: me too!!!!

 Lukhi: its sooooooooooo damn cute

  but i doubt Lucky Chick will agree to it

 me: koi nai tum doggie logi na toh name him hiccup

  :D

 Lukhi: :D

 me: ya phir hum hi le lete hai

 Lukhi: but its awesome all the same

 me: :P

 Lukhi: ok done

 me: :D

 Lukhi: theek hai le lo

 me: ruko mera shaddi hone do

  is ghar mein mummy nai allow karegi

  :(

 Lukhi: matlab??????/

  achha

  wt if ur husband doesn't allow

 phir kya karogi
me: will kick him out and stay with the doggie
  :D

 Lukhi: okies

  wow

  tum mast ho gayi ho

  i lub u

 me: :*

Lukhi:   chopi.....apne hubby ko kick out karke doggie ke saath rahogi

  :D

 me: aur kya :D im sure he will be more loyal and loving

  :D

 Lukhi: waise guys like doggies....so i don't think that u'll face a problem

  good good

  im so proud of u

  B-)

 me: what if he turns out to be a cat person or allergic to dog hair

  :(

  Lukhi: achha suno bakwaas khatam

  meri roomie ko ol jaana hai

  toh she needs the lan cable

  :(

 me: okay

  :(

  bye

 Lukhi: tatatatas

 me: aur hum bakwas nai kar rahe the

  :-/

((what has one got to do to be taken seriously? :-o )

 Lukhi:   bbye

  achha par main toh bakwaas kar rahi thi

  :D

 me: ok

  jao jao

 Lukhi: aur tum encourage kar rahi thi...kindof

 me: :D

 Lukhi: bbye

  gn

Take two

me: :P

 pata hai?

  jaiye mat reply kijeye

  :(

  sulks

 Hapless cousin: are nhii

  bakoo

matlab bolo

me: hehe

  haan meri friend na puppy lene wali hai

  :D

  i told her to take a she pup

  :D

 Hapless cousin: ha ha

  chee chee

 me: kya chee?

  :-/

Hapless cousin: koi kaam nhii

 me: aree pata i thought of a name also

  zoey

  but she didnt like it

  :(

 Hapless cousin: sahi baat hai

  kabhi bhi sahi pronounce nhi kar payegaa koi

 me: so me and another friend decided to try indian names

  i suggested chameli

  champa

  andphoolan

  :D

 Hapless cousin: Devi

 me: eeewww :P

  me and friend decided on champa :D

  bas ab usko batana hai

  :D

 Hapless cousin: ehh hee

 me: ab she is going to be champa fr me

  but if she wants a firangi name then buttercup :D

  nai toh agar he pup hoga toh Hiccup :D :D

  cool no?

 Hapless cousin: ha ha

 me: agar woh nai rakhi yeh naam hiccup toh hum khud ke doggie ka naam hiccup rakhenge

  :D

  lekin phele rukiye mera shaadi hone dijeye

Hapless cousin: kyun

  nhii.. hum tumhare liyee Hicupp nhi dhoondengee

me: aree nai mummy yeh ghar mein toh kutta nai lane degi isliye

  :(

 Hapless cousin: ha ah

  mujhe laga apne pati ko doggy type rakhogee

  :P

 me: hawwwwww :P

hawwwwwwwwwwwwwww :P

 Hapless cousin: hicupp.. plz make a coffee 4 mee

  bada matching lag raha hai

 :P :P

 Hapless cousin: hicupp.. goo n make d dinner

 me: nai nai  :D

So everything has been decided.Only Lucky Chick remains to be informed. :P I am eagerly waiting for Champa/Buttercup/Hiccup's arrival in our lives :D