This is going to be my first post.I will soon post an introduction and elaborate
why i chose this name for my blog.
Ok Let me begin,My current obsession are dogs :D
A friend of mine has a doggess(doggess is a she dog .Its an actual word i didn't coin it.I refuse to use the other term for a she dog because evolution of language has given it several meanings over the years.It has almost become a derogatory word.And i feel such a term should not be used for an animal as cute as her) named Jenny and she is the most adorable thing ever.She is a Papillon (i think).Whenever i go to my friends house i look around for her.She never barks at me (come to think of it i have never heard her bark :-o)she allows me to pat her,and tries to lick me too . :D
She is the most docile dog i have ever seen. Although this makes her practically useless as a guard dog.Agar usko thoda sa hadkao toh she starts cowering and flinches :P . She is afraid of other neighbourhood dogs too.Even earlier i liked dogs but from a distance only.I never had the courage to go near one and pat it.The fear was mainly the outcome of being nearly chased and bitten by a Pomeranian in my tiny tot days.I still have a strong aversion for Pomeranian .I feel they are noisy, irritating and bark too much :-/
However my recent obsession is all thanks to Jenny.So when the other day another friend( i will refer to her as Lucky Chick henceforth.Lucky because she is getting a puppy and chick because she is one :P) of mine told me that she is going to get a pup i was euphoric :D . I was adamant that she get a she pup.Her uncle's Labrador was having puppies and he was going to give her one.I immediately started suggesting names also.I have a fetish for naming everything you see.I suggested Zoey but she didn't like the name much.So i told her i will come up with some more names later.Lucky Chick then told me her college friend has a dog whom he has named Babu Bhai. :P She said so with a wrinkled up nose to show her distaste for the name and it was also a silent warning for me not to come up with something as wacky as that.I on the other hand thought that the name was a stroke of genius.It got me thinking that we need not give firangi names to our pets.
Later when i was online the other day i had a discussion abt Puppy names with a another mutual friend(whom i will refer to as Lukhi. Err.... because she is one of course and a cousin (whom i will refer to us Hapless cousin because i bug him in chats every night and he has no other option but to listen to the loquacious me. :P)
A part of the chat i have reproduced here. U will notice an excessive mention of "Shaadi" in it .It's all because of the influence of a new friend of mine who is obsessed with bubblegum romance and is in her own words "Mujhe Shaadi karni hai" types.In the chats I have given my own comments and insights in brackets.
Take One
me: pata pata Lucky Chick might be getting a pup :D :D
Lukhi: yaaaaaaa?????
which breed?
me: labrador
:D
Lukhi: oooooohhhh
me: i told her to pick out a she pup
:D
we will name her
:D
Lukhi : done
u hav a deal
:)
me: :D
naam socho
Lukhi: aaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
.............
me: zoey :D
( I always wanted two guinea pigs as pets and had decided to name them Zoey and Joey but alas the wish still remanis unfulfilled.Time and again i have asked some of my friends to gift me one but they are all to scared of my mummy i guess. :( )
Lukhi: naaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: oh :(
Lukhi: arey........dont lose hope.....im sure u can cum up with better names
me: haan will think
how abt indian names
chameli??
:P
champa?
phoolan ?
:D
Lukhi: champa
done
final
me: ekdum :D
Lucky Chick ko will inform
Lukhi: yo
do that soon
mmuuuaaahzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Next Day
me: i finalised on a name fr a he pup
:D
Lukhi: bolo
why a he...but
me: Hiccup
and if she Buttercup
Lukhi: naam hai yeh/...........???
me: :D haan!!!!
Lukhi: i like hiccup
me: me too!!!!
Lukhi: its sooooooooooo damn cute
but i doubt Lucky Chick will agree to it
me: koi nai tum doggie logi na toh name him hiccup
:D
Lukhi: :D
me: ya phir hum hi le lete hai
Lukhi: but its awesome all the same
me: :P
Lukhi: ok done
me: :D
Lukhi: theek hai le lo
me: ruko mera shaddi hone do
is ghar mein mummy nai allow karegi
:(
Lukhi: matlab??????/
achha
wt if ur husband doesn't allow
phir kya karogi
me: will kick him out and stay with the doggie
:D
me: will kick him out and stay with the doggie
:D
Lukhi: okies
wow
tum mast ho gayi ho
i lub u
me: :*
Lukhi: chopi.....apne hubby ko kick out karke doggie ke saath rahogi
:D
me: aur kya :D im sure he will be more loyal and loving
:D
Lukhi: waise guys like doggies....so i don't think that u'll face a problem
good good
im so proud of u
B-)
me: what if he turns out to be a cat person or allergic to dog hair
:(
Lukhi: achha suno bakwaas khatam
meri roomie ko ol jaana hai
toh she needs the lan cable
:(
me: okay
:(
bye
Lukhi: tatatatas
me: aur hum bakwas nai kar rahe the
:-/
((what has one got to do to be taken seriously? :-o )
Lukhi: bbye
achha par main toh bakwaas kar rahi thi
:D
me: ok
jao jao
Lukhi: aur tum encourage kar rahi thi...kindof
me: :D
Lukhi: bbye
gn
Take two
me: :P
pata hai?
jaiye mat reply kijeye
:(
sulks
Hapless cousin: are nhii
bakoo
matlab bolo
me: hehe
haan meri friend na puppy lene wali hai
:D
i told her to take a she pup
:D
Hapless cousin: ha ha
chee chee
me: kya chee?
:-/
Hapless cousin: koi kaam nhii
me: aree pata i thought of a name also
zoey
but she didnt like it
:(
Hapless cousin: sahi baat hai
kabhi bhi sahi pronounce nhi kar payegaa koi
me: so me and another friend decided to try indian names
i suggested chameli
champa
andphoolan
:D
Hapless cousin: Devi
me: eeewww :P
me and friend decided on champa :D
bas ab usko batana hai
:D
Hapless cousin: ehh hee
me: ab she is going to be champa fr me
but if she wants a firangi name then buttercup :D
nai toh agar he pup hoga toh Hiccup :D :D
cool no?
Hapless cousin: ha ha
me: agar woh nai rakhi yeh naam hiccup toh hum khud ke doggie ka naam hiccup rakhenge
:D
lekin phele rukiye mera shaadi hone dijeye
Hapless cousin: kyun
nhii.. hum tumhare liyee Hicupp nhi dhoondengee
me: aree nai mummy yeh ghar mein toh kutta nai lane degi isliye
:(
Hapless cousin: ha ah
mujhe laga apne pati ko doggy type rakhogee
:P
me: hawwwwww :P
hawwwwwwwwwwwwwww :P
Hapless cousin: hicupp.. plz make a coffee 4 mee
bada matching lag raha hai
:P :P
Hapless cousin: hicupp.. goo n make d dinner
me: nai nai :D
So everything has been decided.Only Lucky Chick remains to be informed. :P I am eagerly waiting for Champa/Buttercup/Hiccup's arrival in our lives :D
